I submitted ten puns to a pun contest, hoping one would win. But no pun in ten did.
I live in a prefabricated house, now. It was billed in 2008.
Everytime Napoleon had to take a leak, he had his own water loo.
I have a hearing today. Will wear my lawsuit to leave a mark.
During a poker night, going to the lavatory will most likely lead to a flush.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? – Because 7 8 9.
Wer einen „Table Fan“ für einen „Tischanhänger“ hält, sollte sich nicht scheuen, einen weiteren Englischkurs zu belegen.
These days, most bankers lose interest in their work.
We aim to please; will you aim too, please?
Als Aufforderung auf einer Toilette
I’m half Welsh and half Hungarian: this makes me Wel-hung!